Conversation topics during a Brazilian wax run the gamut. So, I wasn’t taken aback when Blue Apron came up.
After all, you need something to take your mind off the torture happening between your thighs as each strand of hair is ripped from your vagina and every nook and cranny down there.
If your technician is savvy, she will distract you during this intimate process with good conversation. Some will distract you in other ways, but that’s a different story for another time.
On my last trip to rid the jungle down there, the topic of Blue Apron ignited during my Brazilian wax.
Familiar with Blue Apron thanks to aggressive advertising campaigns on television and social media, the thought to give them a try was already in motion. It was the hype from my waxer that pushed me over the edge. She told me how her and the boyfriend enjoyed Blue Apron meals immensely.
As I laid there agonizing over her lack of strength to quickly rip those annoying hairs the first time, I thought of food.
The way she went on about the taste of Blue Apron and the ease of preparation convinced me. She was the fifth person in a week to mention Blue Apron. Me being a “sign” person took that as affirmation to subscribe myself.
So, that’s exactly what I did. Went home with my fresh Brazilian wax and subscribed to Blue Apron. Thus far, I too am enjoying the healthy vegetarian meals delivered straight to my door each week. When I return for my next Brazilian wax, I’ll be sure to update her on the fun I’m having thanks to her referral.